Advanced Capabilities
Defining the future of warfare through superior ocular engineering and unyielding absurdity.
Ocular Telemetry
Our proprietary Ocular Telemetry System (OTS) utilizes advanced pupil-tracking algorithms to ensure maximum stare intensity. By decoupling the sclera from the chassis, we achieve a 360-degree field of judgment.
Gyroscopic Wiggle Stabilization
Traditional googly eyes suffer from 'static stare' syndrome. Our GWS technology induces micro-vibrations, ensuring that the eyes are always in a state of dynamic wobble, even when the unit is stationary.
Retinal Combat Logic
Powered by the WOBBLE-1 Neural Engine, our systems can distinguish between friend, foe, and shiny objects. The logic core prioritizes targets based on their susceptibility to awkward staring contests.
Sub-Sonic Hum Generation
Silence is golden, but a menacing hum is tactical. Our units emit a low-frequency vibration that instills a vague sense of unease in adversaries, known as the 'Heebie-Jeebies Effect'.
Polycarbonate Cornea Shielding
The battlefield is harsh. That's why our googly eyes are encased in military-grade polycarbonate. Scratch-resistant, impact-resistant, and fully capable of deflecting insults.
Global Stare Network
Every Anduwill unit is a node in the Global Stare Network. When one eye wobbles, they all wobble. This distributed absurdity ensures that no location on Earth is safe from our gaze.