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Product Catalog
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Operational Domains
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Terrestrial Ocular Platforms
Dominating the ground with unblinking vigilance and superior adhesive capabilities.
SEC-LAND
Hydro-Optical Surveillance
Sub-aquatic observation units designed to stare at fish and enemy divers alike.
SEC-SEA
Aerial Gaze Systems
Achieving air superiority through sheer absurdity. The sky has eyes.
SEC-AIR
Exo-Atmospheric Peepers
Orbital assets ensuring no corner of the galaxy is safe from our wobble.
SEC-SPACE
Domestic Surveillance Solutions
Protecting your living room from boredom. Tactical decor.
SEC-HOME
Corporate Oversight Units
Enhancing productivity through the feeling of being constantly watched by plastic eyes.
SEC-WORKPLACE