TECHNICAL DATA SHEET

Wobble Specs

Quantifiable metrics for unquantifiable chaos. The numbers don't lie, but they do wiggle.

Wobble Frequency ResponseFIG 1.A

0HzTIME (s)100Hz

Adhesion vs. GravityFIG 1.B

Standard Glue30% Stickiness
Duct Tape55% Stickiness
Anduwill Grip98% Stickiness

* Analysis confirms Anduwill Grip maintains structural integrity even during intense wobble events.

Material Composition

CONFIDENTIAL
ComponentMaterialDurabilityWobble Factor
Outer ShellPolycarbonate AlloyHigh0.0
Pupil DiskBlack Plastic (Mystery)Infinite10.0
BackingIndustrial AdhesivePermanent0.0
Air GapNitrogen PurgedN/A5.0