Corporate Oversight Units
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SECTOR: WORKPLACE

Corporate Oversight Units

Enhancing productivity through the feeling of being constantly watched by plastic eyes.

Monitor-Mate Clip-On
Classified

Monitor-Mate Clip-On

Attaches to any screen. Wiggles every time you type. Reduces stress by increasing absurdity.

CompatibilityUniversal
DistractionSignificant
Stapler-Drone Upgrade Kit
Classified

Stapler-Drone Upgrade Kit

Turns any standard stapler into a 'sentient' office companion. Does not actually fly.

AdhesiveIncluded
SentienceSimulated