Dominance
Through Googly Eyes
Advanced ocular surveillance solutions for the modern battlefield. We see everything. Wobbly.
Operational Domains
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Terrestrial Ocular Platforms
Dominating the ground with unblinking vigilance and superior adhesive capabilities.
Hydro-Optical Surveillance
Sub-aquatic observation units designed to stare at fish and enemy divers alike.
Aerial Gaze Systems
Achieving air superiority through sheer absurdity. The sky has eyes.
Exo-Atmospheric Peepers
Orbital assets ensuring no corner of the galaxy is safe from our wobble.
Domestic Surveillance Solutions
Protecting your living room from boredom. Tactical decor.
Corporate Oversight Units
Enhancing productivity through the feeling of being constantly watched by plastic eyes.
Ocular Capabilities
Omni-Directional Wobble
Patented pupil suspension system for 360-degree chaos. No target escapes the wiggle.
Psychological Warfare
Enemy combatants paralyzed by uncontrollable laughter. Victory through absurdity.
Adhesive Superiority
Military-grade glue backing for deployment on any surface. Tanks, drones, foreheads.
Size Scalability
From micro-eyes for insects to tank-sized oculars. We have an eye for every mission.
Initiate Contact
Ready to deploy tactical googly eyes? Establish a secure channel with our command center.
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